In case it wasn't obvious . . .

Martha Stewart I clearly ain't.


I try, I really do, but somehow my efforts always come out looking like Picasso cum preschooler cum those elephants that know how to paint.



Sigh - this is why I can't be a stay-at-home mom. I think that position demands artistic and crafty talents. I, on the other hand, need to earn money so that I can purchase other people's creative abiliites.