Hey, lady!

So, when I’m very sleep deprived and frustrated and in the mall food court with my sister-in-law and between the two of us we have 4 kids 3 and under and on we’re on our way out and I accidentally bump into my son with the shopping cart after he has decided to unexpectedly launch himself off the stage set up in said food court and he’s crying and I yell at him a bit for goofing off, please don’t give me the evil eye that is equal parts “You’re a bad, unsympathetic mom” and “Quiet that kid up.” You see, it takes every fibre of my being to not come over and be in your face making a scene, which I probably would have done if I only had one kid with me except it wouldn’t have happened if I only had one kid with me. Just sayin’. Mmm, kay?!