My, what big ___________ you have!

. . . . as the bath water is running for the munchkins . . .

D. Jr.: Mommy, do you have a va-giant?

Momily (tired, not caffeinated enough): Huh?

D. Jr.: L.E. has a va-giant. Do you have a va-giant?

Momily (finally getting it): Yup, I have a va-giant.

If you haven’t figured it out, refresh your memory.